#the pink.... the belts...... whyyyyyyy ;-;

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Good news: They put Cissnei in Rebirth. Bad news: She looks fucking awful

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Okay roast before bedtime!

The Minister of Flour himself!

Katakuri

Okay, so there's... A lot going on here. Almost too much really. But that's okay, we can take it one step at a time!

First step is vibe!

I feel like he needs more piercings. Not because I feel anything for that one way or the other but the lack of overt body modification really doesn't mesh well with this hardcore Hot Topic Goth All Grown Up and In A Biker Gang look he's got going on. I mean, sure he's got that tattoo but it's pretty tame all things considered.

Ironically he looks like he is both really secure in his masculinity but also weak AF about it. (A lot of OP men need therapy for toxic masculinity including Katakuri ISTG) Like, he's spent too much time investing in Cool Dude Vibes to be actually secure and straight like he's trying to look like. Not that he'd SAY any of that cause real men don't need to announce their dick size but his low rise jeans don't leave much room for anything to begin with.

He's just... Got too many spikes and studied belts for the complete lack of rockstar hair or piercings. Also idk why he's wearing spurs cause.... Actually... Has... Has anyone ever seen horses in OP??? Why does he have spurs??? It's like his whole outfit says "Rebel Biker Outside the Law" but his little pointy boots is just "Y'all 🤠" On a steel horse I ride, cause I'm wanted, wanted~ dead or a-live~

And then his weird scarf muffler thing says he gets aggressively cold like???? He could--stick with me now--but he could just wear a bandana over his mouth. Like, I GET why he hides it but seriously... This could not have been the only option? And it is so aggressively massive too like??? What is that??? A nesting scarf? Shit, a/b/o fics write themselves these days ig.

Now onto that tattoo... I don't... Hate it, but it IS kind of weird like, how far down do they go? In a non sexy way, honestly how far do they go??? I can't imagine they go down his whole ass leg and cup his ass and half his balls so what's the deal??? Whyyyyyyy are they the way that they are? And so asymmetrical, which also isn't a bad thing but it is weird. He's so anal about his appearance and just does that??? Wack.

Another question, how did he get them? I know he's got a thing about literally never being seen laying down so did he... Make the tattoo artist get a ladder? The arm is doable by sitting but the lines on his chest go too far down to do comfortably even if they straddled him--which should be way worse than folks seeing him lay down btw, why do OP men have such weird hills they'd die on??

And finally, what's the deal with the spikes? Man makes mochi and sees the future but somehow gains literally anything by adding random spikes to his ensemble? Can he even really kick people right??? He's super tall so itd be more like me kicking over a leaf with shit on it than anything else. Imagine him dropping a card and having to impale the ground because he's got spiky kneecaps. Why is there an infinity belt on his thigh above a Special Pink/White knee cap? What is he trying to contain here?!

He's just... A really weird dude that needs to chill out istfg.